📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,531.70

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,529.13
-2.570 (-0.10%)
5 min
$2,530.59
-1.110 (-0.04%)
10 min
$2,528.99
-2.710 (-0.11%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.192150
-0.0₃23 (-0.12%)
5 min
$0.192360
-0.0₄199 (-0.01%)
10 min
$0.192150
-0.0₃23 (-0.12%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011710
-0.0₄499 (-0.43%)
5 min
$0.011740
-0.0₄199 (-0.17%)
10 min
$0.011810
+0.0₄499 (+0.43%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's silence speaks louder than his tweets, for once. ETH dipped 0.10% in the first minute, stabilizing to a 0.11% drop over 10 minutes, while DOGE wobbled between 0.12% down and near-zero moves. GORK, the wildcard, swung from a 0.43% loss to a 0.43% gain, proving even nothingness can’t tame its chaos. Volatility here is mild compared to Musk’s usual tweet-induced rollercoasters, where double-digit swings are the norm. Today’s action resembles a nap next to a hurricane. The market’s reaction to nothing suggests traders are either over-caffeinated or desperately bored. Either way, it’s a fitting tribute to the power of expectation over reality.