📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,514.32

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,510.06
-4.260 (-0.17%)
5 min
$2,513.20
-1.120 (-0.04%)
10 min
$2,513.64
-0.680 (-0.03%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.191640
-0.0₃379 (-0.20%)
5 min
$0.191730
-0.0₃289 (-0.15%)
10 min
$0.191600
-0.0₃42 (-0.22%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011900
-0.0₄299 (-0.25%)
5 min
$0.011950
+0.0₄2 (+0.17%)
10 min
$0.011980
+0.0₄499 (+0.42%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's post containing absolutely nothing somehow managed to move markets more than most corporate earnings reports. ETH dipped 0.17% in the first minute, then stabilized to a 0.03% drop over 10 minutes: the crypto equivalent of a shrug. DOGE mirrored this with a 0.20% initial drop, as if briefly considering a panic before remembering it’s DOGE. GORK, ever the contrarian, flipped from a 0.25% loss to a 0.42% gain in 10 minutes: proof that even randomness has a favorite. Volatility here was tame by crypto standards, where a 0.5% swing is considered a nap. Historically, Musk’s silence speaks louder than his tweets, but this time the market responded with the enthusiasm of a dial-up modem. The real takeaway: markets will react to anything, even the void, as long as Elon’s name is attached. Perhaps next he’ll move markets by blinking in Morse code.