Such hypocrites!!

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Politi_Rican𝕏
@TheRicanMemes

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,522.80

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,519.71
-3.090 (-0.12%)
5 min
$2,523.24
+0.440 (+0.02%)
10 min
$2,527.85
+5.05 (+0.20%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.190960
-0.0₃3 (-0.16%)
5 min
$0.191340
+0.0₄799 (+0.04%)
10 min
$0.191830
+0.0₃569 (+0.30%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010650
-0.0₃11 (-1.02%)
5 min
$0.010730
-0.0₄3 (-0.28%)
10 min
$0.010690
-0.0₄7 (-0.65%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic post about hypocrisy triggered more confusion than market chaos. ETH wobbled like a tipsy tightrope walker: down 0.12% in 1 minute, then clawed back 0.02% and 0.20% over 5 and 10 minutes. DOGE mirrored a sleepy puppy: barely twitched with 0.16% down, then 0.04% and 0.30% up. GORK, the drama queen, plunged 1.02% immediately before settling at a 0.65% loss. Volatility was tame compared to Musk’s usual tweet-induced earthquakes—this time, the market shrugged like a teenager ignoring dad’s rant. The real mystery isn’t the market reaction but why anyone expected coherence from a post quoting a thinking emoji and the word "hypocrites."