📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,517.85

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,517.39
-0.460 (-0.02%)
5 min
$2,521.01
+3.16 (+0.13%)
10 min
$2,521.67
+3.82 (+0.15%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.191110
-0.0₄499 (-0.03%)
5 min
$0.191650
+0.0₃489 (+0.26%)
10 min
$0.191650
+0.0₃489 (+0.26%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011090
+0.0₄499 (+0.45%)
5 min
$0.011210
+0.0₃17 (+1.54%)
10 min
$0.010920
-0.0₃12 (-1.09%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's post containing absolutely nothing somehow managed to move markets more than most corporate earnings reports. ETH dipped 0.02% in the first minute, then rallied 0.13% and 0.15% over 5 and 10 minutes: a classic case of traders overthinking the void. DOGE mirrored this with a 0.03% drop, then a 0.26% rise twice—proof that even crypto dogs chase their tails. GORK, the apparent outlier, spiked 0.45% and 1.54% before giving back 1.09%: the market’s equivalent of a shrug followed by a nap. Volatility here was tame by crypto standards, where a 1% swing is considered a slow Tuesday. Historically, silence from Musk has less impact than a typo, but today’s non-event still triggered more action than a congressional hearing on blockchain. The lesson? Markets will react to anything, even the sound of one hand clapping in a vacuum.