📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,495.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,490.01
-4.990 (-0.20%)
5 min
$2,495.41
+0.410 (+0.02%)
10 min
$2,490.20
-4.800 (-0.19%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.186850
-0.0₃87 (-0.46%)
5 min
$0.187100
-0.0₃62 (-0.33%)
10 min
$0.186050
-0.002 (-0.89%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009100
-0.0₄499 (-0.55%)
5 min
$0.009100
-0.0₄499 (-0.55%)
10 min
$0.009110
-0.0₄4 (-0.44%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence speaks volumes, proving once again that even his absence moves markets. ETH wobbled like a sleepwalker: down 0.20% in 1 minute, up 0.02% in 5, then down 0.19% in 10. DOGE and GORK fared worse, shedding up to 0.89% and 0.55% respectively—apparently "nothing" is bearish for memes. Volatility was tame by crypto standards, but still absurd for an asset class reacting to a non-statement. Historical context is irrelevant here; this is pure performance art. The irony? Markets now parse Musk’s silence like ancient priests reading goat entrails. At least the goats had something to say.