📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,490.57

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,495.25
+4.68 (+0.19%)
5 min
$2,495.00
+4.43 (+0.18%)
10 min
$2,488.25
-2.320 (-0.09%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.188560
+0.0₄9 (+0.05%)
5 min
$0.187720
-0.0₃75 (-0.40%)
10 min
$0.186320
-0.002 (-1.14%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009180
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.009150
-0.0₄3 (-0.33%)
10 min
$0.009080
-0.0₃1 (-1.09%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence speaks volumes, moving markets with the gravitational pull of a black hole made of nothingness. ETH wobbled like a tipsy philosopher: up 0.19% in a minute, then 0.18% over five, before slipping 0.09% at ten minutes—volatility so mild it could be mistaken for a nap. DOGE and GORK, ever the drama queens, pretended to care: DOGE twitched 0.05% up before crashing 1.14% down, while GORK flatlined at zero before joining the pity party with a 1.09% drop. Compared to historical norms, this was less a market reaction and more a collective sigh—proof that even Musk's absence can't stop traders from overinterpreting the void. The irony? A post about nothing triggered more analysis than most earnings reports. Wall Street’s desperation for Musk content has officially hit rock bottom—and started digging.