📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $69.71

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$69.71
-0.0₃595 (0.00%)
5 min
$69.69
-0.025 (-0.04%)
10 min
$69.72
+0.010 (+0.01%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $348.44

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$348.84
+0.400 (+0.11%)
5 min
$347.58
-0.862 (-0.25%)
10 min
$347.93
-0.510 (-0.15%)

ETH

Before post: $2,556.45

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,552.91
-3.540 (-0.14%)
5 min
$2,554.50
-1.950 (-0.08%)
10 min
$2,551.59
-4.860 (-0.19%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.197700
-0.0₃59 (-0.30%)
5 min
$0.197350
-0.0₃939 (-0.47%)
10 min
$0.197260
-0.001 (-0.52%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010460
+0.0₄3 (+0.29%)
5 min
$0.010370
-0.0₄599 (-0.58%)
10 min
$0.010310
-0.0₃12 (-1.15%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence ("None") sent markets into a frenzy of doing almost nothing. PayPal barely blinked: flat in the first minute, down 0.04% after five, then a heroic 0.01% recovery by ten minutes. Tesla managed a 0.11% uptick before remembering it’s 2024 and sliding 0.25%. ETH and DOGE mimicked a sleepy hedge fund’s portfolio, drifting down 0.19% and 0.52% respectively. GORK, the meme coin nobody Googled, rallied 0.29% before crashing 1.15%—because why not. Volatility was thinner than Musk’s post content, with moves dwarfed by typical hourly noise. Historical context: even his grocery lists move markets more. The market’s reaction to nothing proves that sometimes, the loudest statement is a shrug.