📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,728.37

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,722.07
-6.300 (-0.23%)
5 min
$2,726.63
-1.740 (-0.06%)
10 min
$2,729.89
+1.52 (+0.06%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.224350
-0.0₃53 (-0.24%)
5 min
$0.224670
-0.0₃209 (-0.09%)
10 min
$0.225060
+0.0₃18 (+0.08%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.013820
-0.0₄799 (-0.58%)
5 min
$0.013850
-0.0₄499 (-0.36%)
10 min
$0.013830
-0.0₄699 (-0.50%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's post containing absolutely nothing managed to say a lot to the markets. ETH dipped 0.23% in the first minute, recovered slightly to -0.06% at 5 minutes, then eked out a 0.06% gain by 10 minutes: a rollercoaster of indifference. DOGE mirrored this with a 0.24% drop, -0.09% at 5 minutes, and a 0.08% rebound, proving even meme coins can't resist overanalyzing silence. GORK, the outlier, fell 0.58% initially and kept sliding, down 0.50% at 10 minutes: sometimes nothing speaks louder than words. Volatility here was mild compared to Musk's usual earth-shaking tweets, but still notable for a non-event. Historically, markets have shrugged off far more substantive statements. The irony? A billionaire's blank post caused more action than most earnings reports. The markets have officially become performance art.