Credit to David’s Mom

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,711.76

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,710.20
-1.560 (-0.06%)
5 min
$2,708.07
-3.690 (-0.14%)
10 min
$2,708.31
-3.450 (-0.13%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.223580
-0.0₃469 (-0.21%)
5 min
$0.223330
-0.0₃719 (-0.32%)
10 min
$0.223260
-0.0₃79 (-0.35%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.013930
-0.0₄7 (-0.50%)
5 min
$0.013930
-0.0₄7 (-0.50%)
10 min
$0.013860
-0.0₃139 (-1.00%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic shoutout to "david s mom" sent crypto markets into a tailspin of mild confusion. ETH dipped 0.06% in the first minute, then stabilized around 0.13% down over 10 minutes: a rounding error for an asset that once moved 20% on a tweet about dogs. DOGE, ever the drama queen, shed 0.35% over 10 minutes, proving even meme coins have standards for coherent content. GORK, the mystery token, took the hardest hit at 1%—perhaps because "david s mom" didn’t hold any. Volatility was tame by Muskian standards: no Lambos were wrecked, no billionaires cried. Historically, this ranks as a "meh" in the annals of influencer-driven chaos. The real tragedy? Markets now react to gibberish, but still ignore sensible economic policy.