The singularity already happened, just ask the monkeys

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,706.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,710.00
+3.99 (+0.15%)
5 min
$2,713.89
+7.88 (+0.29%)
10 min
$2,721.50
+15.49 (+0.57%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.222860
+0.0₃349 (+0.16%)
5 min
$0.223540
+0.001 (+0.46%)
10 min
$0.224890
+0.002 (+1.07%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.014140
+0.0₄7 (+0.50%)
5 min
$0.014170
+0.0₃1 (+0.71%)
10 min
$0.014220
+0.0₃15 (+1.07%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic monkey business triggered a modest but measurable crypto rally, proving once again that markets will cling to any narrative, no matter how absurd. ETH saw a gradual climb: up 0.15% in 1 minute, 0.29% in 5, and 0.57% in 10, suggesting traders took a moment to ponder the existential implications of primate-themed singularity before buying. DOGE and GORK mirrored the trend with fractional gains, though their flat absolute price moves highlight the comedy of celebrating a 1.07% surge when the coin didn’t actually budge. Volatility was tame compared to past Musk-induced frenzies, perhaps because even bots couldn’t parse whether this was a deep thought or a late-night meme draft. The real singularity here is the market’s ability to turn philosophical gibberish into a bullish signal—monkeys, indeed.