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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,627.13

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,630.61
+3.48 (+0.13%)
5 min
$2,632.21
+5.08 (+0.19%)
10 min
$2,632.22
+5.09 (+0.19%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.219060
+0.0₃48 (+0.22%)
5 min
$0.219010
+0.0₃43 (+0.20%)
10 min
$0.218940
+0.0₃359 (+0.16%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.013680
-0.0₄4 (-0.29%)
5 min
$0.013720
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.013700
-0.0₄199 (-0.15%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence on this occasion moved markets more than most CEOs do with entire earnings calls. ETH inched up 0.13% in the first minute, climbing to 0.19% over 10 minutes: a rally so subtle it could be mistaken for a rounding error. DOGE managed a 0.22% pop initially before settling at 0.16%, proving even meme coins have attention spans. GORK wobbled between minor losses and flatlining, as if confused by the lack of content to overreact to. Volatility here was milder than a sleeping sloth: these moves wouldn’t register as blips in normal trading, let alone the usual Musk-induced chaos. Nothing says "market efficiency" like crypto prices twitching because someone *didn’t* post something.