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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,630.15

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,635.38
+5.23 (+0.20%)
5 min
$2,640.38
+10.23 (+0.39%)
10 min
$2,637.97
+7.82 (+0.30%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.223920
-0.0₄3 (-0.01%)
5 min
$0.224220
+0.0₃269 (+0.12%)
10 min
$0.223970
+0.0₄199 (+0.01%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.016500
+0.0₄4 (+0.24%)
5 min
$0.016360
-0.0₄999 (-0.61%)
10 min
$0.016220
-0.0₃24 (-1.46%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence speaks louder than his usual tweets, proving that even nothing can move markets. ETH saw a modest uptick: 1min (+0.20%), 5min (+0.39%), 10min (+0.30%), suggesting traders either overinterpreted the void or just really like round numbers. DOGE barely twitched, with a 5min peak of +0.12%, as if even meme coins grew tired of the non-drama. GORK, the perpetual underdog, swung from +0.24% to -1.46%, because why not. Volatility was tame by crypto standards, where a 1% move counts as a nap. Historically, this non-event ranks somewhere between "who cares" and "wait, what?" The market's reaction to nothing is a fitting metaphor for crypto itself: much ado about very little, but somehow still worth watching.