📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,628.62

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,629.25
+0.630 (+0.02%)
5 min
$2,628.14
-0.480 (-0.02%)
10 min
$2,622.37
-6.250 (-0.24%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.223960
+0.0₃119 (+0.05%)
5 min
$0.223860
+0.0₄199 (+0.01%)
10 min
$0.223340
-0.0₃5 (-0.22%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.016400
+0.0₄3 (+0.18%)
5 min
$0.016180
-0.0₃189 (-1.16%)
10 min
$0.016110
-0.0₃259 (-1.59%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence on this occasion sent markets into a frenzy of doing almost nothing. ETH: Initial 1-minute pop of +0.02% quickly fizzled into a -0.24% drop over 10 minutes, proving even crypto can yawn. DOGE: Managed a thrilling +0.05% gain in the first minute before settling into a -0.22% snooze, because meme coins respect the art of anticlimax. GORK: The overachiever of the group with a -1.59% plunge, possibly because it mistook "None" for "Sell everything." Volatility was notably absent, making this the financial equivalent of watching paint dry on a blockchain. The markets have spoken: when Elon says nothing, they respond with slightly less than nothing.