📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,631.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,630.93
-1.060 (-0.04%)
5 min
$2,626.89
-5.100 (-0.19%)
10 min
$2,623.50
-8.490 (-0.32%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.224130
-0.0₄4 (-0.02%)
5 min
$0.223730
-0.0₃439 (-0.20%)
10 min
$0.223390
-0.0₃78 (-0.35%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.016430
+0.0₄8 (+0.49%)
5 min
$0.016370
+0.0₄199 (+0.12%)
10 min
$0.016080
-0.0₃269 (-1.65%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence speaks volumes, proving once again that even his absence moves markets. ETH dipped slightly: down 0.04% in 1 minute, 0.19% in 5, and 0.32% in 10, as if traders briefly forgot to breathe. DOGE mirrored this with 0.02%, 0.20%, and 0.35% drops, while GORK—ever the contrarian—popped 0.49% before giving back 1.65%, because why not. Volatility here is tame by crypto standards, where a 1% swing is just a Tuesday nap. Historically, Musk's non-posts don’t usually register, but today’s micro-tremors suggest the market might be over-caffeinated. Nothing says "efficient markets" like assets twitching because a billionaire didn’t tweet.