Pretty good analysis by

@grok and this is just version 3

📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $71.68

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$71.69
+0.010 (+0.01%)
5 min
$71.75
+0.070 (+0.10%)
10 min
$71.74
+0.055 (+0.08%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $360.91

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$361.56
+0.646 (+0.18%)
5 min
$362.33
+1.42 (+0.39%)
10 min
$362.66
+1.75 (+0.48%)

ETH

Before post: $2,688.53

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,690.87
+2.34 (+0.09%)
5 min
$2,687.00
-1.530 (-0.06%)
10 min
$2,678.65
-9.880 (-0.37%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.229670
+0.0₃28 (+0.12%)
5 min
$0.229390
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.228670
-0.0₃719 (-0.31%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.016300
-0.0₄5 (-0.31%)
5 min
$0.016230
-0.0₃119 (-0.73%)
10 min
$0.016020
-0.0₃33 (-2.02%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post triggered more market confusion than conviction. PayPal inched up 0.01% in the first minute, climbing to 0.10% after 5 minutes before settling at 0.08%: a rounding error masquerading as momentum. Tesla showed slightly more enthusiasm, rising 0.18% initially and peaking at 0.48% after 10 minutes, though still barely a blip for a stock that treats 5% swings like a morning coffee. ETH and DOGE delivered their usual circus act: ETH briefly gained 0.09% before flipping to a 0.37% loss, while DOGE’s "rally" amounted to a 0.12% uptick before fading into the abyss. GORK, the apparent sacrificial lamb, plummeted 2.02%—proof that not all tokens are created equal, or even wanted. Volatility here was less "market-moving" and more "market-shrugging," with reactions so muted they could pass for a sedated hedge fund’s trading desk. Historical context is irrelevant because not even Musk’s bots could decipher this one. The real analysis? Version 3 of Musk’s post needed a version 4: coherence.