📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,586.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,599.50
+12.51 (+0.48%)
5 min
$2,596.41
+9.42 (+0.36%)
10 min
$2,596.77
+9.78 (+0.38%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.227010
+0.0₃959 (+0.42%)
5 min
$0.226970
+0.0₃92 (+0.41%)
10 min
$0.227290
+0.001 (+0.55%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.016030
+0.0₄199 (+0.12%)
5 min
$0.015990
-0.0₄199 (-0.12%)
10 min
$0.015990
-0.0₄199 (-0.12%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's "None" post proves that crypto markets will cling to anything resembling a signal, even the absence of one. ETH saw a modest but immediate bump: up 0.48% in the first minute, settling to 0.38% after 10 minutes. DOGE, ever the drama queen, mirrored the move with a 0.42% pop, though its price didn’t actually budge—classic crypto math. GORK, the token nobody asked for, barely twitched before reverting to its natural state: irrelevance. Volatility here is tame compared to Musk’s usual chaos-inducing tweets, suggesting even traders have limits to their desperation. The irony? A man saying nothing moved markets more than most analysts saying something.