How many real people are still on the Internet?

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Mario Nawfal
@MarioNawfal

AI BOTS RUN THE INTERNET NOW Congrats, humans: you officially lost the internet to AI-powered bots in 2024. Over half of all web traffic is now bots, and many of them up to no good. They are stealing passwords, crashing sites, faking clicks, and even pretending to be you.

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,569.51

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,575.65
+6.14 (+0.24%)
5 min
$2,585.73
+16.22 (+0.63%)
10 min
$2,598.30
+28.79 (+1.12%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.224990
+0.0₃429 (+0.19%)
5 min
$0.225170
+0.0₃609 (+0.27%)
10 min
$0.226030
+0.001 (+0.65%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.016000
+0.0₄8 (+0.50%)
5 min
$0.015980
+0.0₄6 (+0.38%)
10 min
$0.016090
+0.0₃17 (+1.07%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's existential bot rant triggered a crypto market shrug with a side of mild curiosity. ETH: 1-minute pop of 0.24% escalated to 1.12% over 10 minutes, suggesting traders briefly pretended to care about AI dystopia before remembering they had positions to manage. DOGE and GORK barely twitched, with sub-1% moves that could be blamed on a passing cloud or a bored algo. Volatility was tame compared to Musk’s usual market-moving antics—no 10% swings, no liquidations, just the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap. The real bots were too busy trading to notice the post about bots.