Kardashev 1 or you’re not even trying

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,571.73

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,569.68
-2.050 (-0.08%)
5 min
$2,575.25
+3.52 (+0.14%)
10 min
$2,585.73
+14.00 (+0.54%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.224570
-0.0₃29 (-0.13%)
5 min
$0.224750
-0.0₃109 (-0.05%)
10 min
$0.225170
+0.0₃31 (+0.14%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.015910
-0.0₄399 (-0.25%)
5 min
$0.015960
+0.0₅999 (+0.06%)
10 min
$0.015980
+0.0₄3 (+0.19%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic musing sent crypto markets on a brief rollercoaster that ultimately went nowhere. ETH dipped 0.08% in the first minute, then climbed 0.14% and 0.54% over 5 and 10 minutes: a rounding error disguised as action. DOGE and GORK mirrored this with equally thrilling moves, oscillating within a 0.25% band like a metronome set to "meh." Volatility was tame compared to Musk's usual market-moving antics, where even a misplaced comma can trigger double-digit swings. This time, traders seemed too busy Googling "Kardashev" to panic-buy or sell. The real mystery isn't the post's meaning but how anyone still bets real money on tweets about hypothetical alien civilizations.