Starship Pez Dispenser

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,557.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,558.78
+1.28 (+0.05%)
5 min
$2,556.33
-1.170 (-0.05%)
10 min
$2,556.29
-1.210 (-0.05%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.223650
+0.0₃189 (+0.09%)
5 min
$0.223440
-0.0₄199 (-0.01%)
10 min
$0.223210
-0.0₃25 (-0.11%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.015930
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.015880
-0.0₄5 (-0.31%)
10 min
$0.015940
+0.0₅999 (+0.06%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's "starship pez dispenser None" post triggered the kind of market reaction usually reserved for a dropped ice cream cone: briefly exciting, then mostly messy. ETH: up 0.05% in the first minute, then down 0.05% over the next 5 and 10 minutes, proving even crypto traders get bored of non sequiturs eventually. DOGE: a heroic 0.09% spike in the first minute, followed by a 0.11% slump, because memes demand commitment Musk didn’t deliver. GORK: flatlined for a minute, plunged 0.31% by minute 5, then clawed back 0.06%, a rollercoaster only its developer’s mother would ride. Volatility here was tame compared to Musk’s usual chaos, suggesting even his influence has a "none" setting. The real mystery isn’t the post’s meaning but why anyone expected coherence to move markets.