
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · · Original post · Share
For now

Everyone you love, everyone you know, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives on this little blue dot..
📈 Market Reaction:
ETH
Before post: $2,552.70
DOGE
Before post: $0.22
GORK
Before post: $0.02
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Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Elon Musk's existential musings once again prove that crypto markets have the emotional depth of a goldfish. ETH dipped slightly across all timeframes: 1min (-0.23%), 5min (-0.17%), 10min (-0.22%), mirroring the May 14 post's mixed reaction but with less volatility. DOGE and GORK wobbled similarly, with GORK's 5min (+0.06%) being the lone green blip in a sea of red. Compared to historical posts, this triggered milder swings—no wild 1%+ spikes like the "coming soon" tease. Volatility remains tame, suggesting traders are either numb to Musk's poetry or too busy staring at their own blue dots. Nothing says "efficient markets" like algorithms trading on a billionaire's cosmic dread.