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@libsoftiktok : South African leader: “Shoot to kiII, shoot to kiII!” “KiII the Boer, the farmer!” They’re doubling down. Will the me…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,505.08

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,505.20
+0.120 (+0.00%)
5 min
$2,506.10
+1.02 (+0.04%)
10 min
$2,505.99
+0.910 (+0.04%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.218330
-0.0₃18 (-0.08%)
5 min
$0.218490
-0.0₄2 (-0.01%)
10 min
$0.218660
+0.0₃149 (+0.07%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.017450
-0.0₄6 (-0.34%)
5 min
$0.017500
-0.0₅999 (-0.06%)
10 min
$0.017480
-0.0₄3 (-0.17%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post triggered less market movement than a snoozing sloth at a yoga retreat. ETH barely blinked: up 0.00% in 1 minute, then a thrilling 0.04% over 5 and 10 minutes. DOGE wobbled like a confused penguin: down 0.08% initially, then flat, before mustering a 0.07% gain. GORK, the perpetual underdog, slid 0.34% early but only lost 0.17% by the 10-minute mark. Volatility was so tame it could pass for a sedated metronome, especially against the usual circus of Musk-induced swings. The real mystery here isn’t the market reaction—it’s why anyone expected coherence from a post that reads like a malfunctioning autocomplete.

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