📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,487.09

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,485.35
-1.740 (-0.07%)
5 min
$2,489.20
+2.11 (+0.08%)
10 min
$2,500.89
+13.80 (+0.55%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.215910
-0.0₃579 (-0.27%)
5 min
$0.216440
-0.0₄499 (-0.02%)
10 min
$0.217730
+0.001 (+0.57%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.017110
+0.0₄4 (+0.23%)
5 min
$0.017180
+0.0₃11 (+0.64%)
10 min
$0.017230
+0.0₃16 (+0.94%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's "None" post proves that even his silence is a market-moving event. ETH dipped 0.07% in the first minute, then rallied 0.08% and 0.55% over 5 and 10 minutes: a classic case of traders overinterpreting nothing. DOGE wobbled between -0.27% and +0.57%, while the meme-tier GORK climbed steadily, up 0.94% in 10 minutes: because why not. Volatility was mild by crypto standards, where a 1% swing is considered a slow Tuesday. Historical context is irrelevant here—this is the first time the market has priced in the existential weight of "None." Nothing says efficient markets like algorithms trading on a billionaire's non-statement.