📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,503.59

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,502.89
-0.700 (-0.03%)
5 min
$2,496.66
-6.930 (-0.28%)
10 min
$2,499.64
-3.950 (-0.16%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.222360
+0.0₄199 (+0.01%)
5 min
$0.221840
-0.0₃5 (-0.22%)
10 min
$0.221640
-0.0₃7 (-0.31%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.020770
-0.0₄6 (-0.29%)
5 min
$0.020670
-0.0₃16 (-0.77%)
10 min
$0.020630
-0.0₃2 (-0.96%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's silence speaks louder than his tweets, proving even his absence can move markets. ETH dipped slightly: 1min (-0.03%), 5min (-0.28%), 10min (-0.16%). DOGE wobbled like a confused Shiba Inu: 1min (+0.01%), then fell 5min (-0.22%), 10min (-0.31%). GORK, the perpetual underdog, slid steadily: 1min (-0.29%), 5min (-0.77%), 10min (-0.96%). Volatility was tame by crypto standards, where a 1% swing is considered a nap. Historical context is irrelevant here—apparently, Musk not tweeting is now an event worthy of analysis. Nothing says "healthy market" like assets reacting to a billionaire's decision to stay quiet.