The spread of the woke mind virus is extremely obvious and quantifiable

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The Rabbit Hole
@TheRabbitHole84

The Woke Mind Virus around the world

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,531.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,530.40
-1.590 (-0.06%)
5 min
$2,533.04
+1.05 (+0.04%)
10 min
$2,537.71
+5.72 (+0.23%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.225120
-0.0₄1 (0.00%)
5 min
$0.225440
+0.0₃31 (+0.14%)
10 min
$0.226130
+0.001 (+0.44%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.021470
-0.0₃109 (-0.51%)
5 min
$0.021420
-0.0₃159 (-0.74%)
10 min
$0.021490
-0.0₄899 (-0.42%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest viral musing on the "woke mind virus" triggered a crypto market reaction as subtle as a sledgehammer in a library. ETH dipped 0.06% in the first minute, then clawed back with a 0.23% gain over 10 minutes: the digital equivalent of shrugging and moving on. DOGE, ever the drama queen, staged a 0.44% rally—proof that even meme coins enjoy a good culture war sideshow. GORK, however, slid 0.74% in 5 minutes, perhaps offended by the lack of woke inclusivity in the tweet. Volatility was tame compared to Musk’s usual market-moving antics, suggesting even crypto traders have fatigue for his philosophical detours. The real mystery here is why anyone expected profound financial wisdom from a post quoting "The Rabbit Hole."