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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,523.49

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,527.88
+4.39 (+0.17%)
5 min
$2,530.91
+7.42 (+0.29%)
10 min
$2,530.40
+6.91 (+0.27%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.224870
+0.0₃649 (+0.29%)
5 min
$0.225080
+0.0₃859 (+0.38%)
10 min
$0.225120
+0.0₃899 (+0.40%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.021390
-0.0₃12 (-0.56%)
5 min
$0.021530
+0.0₄199 (+0.09%)
10 min
$0.021470
-0.0₄4 (-0.19%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic Starlink-truck combo post triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap. ETH inched up 0.17% in the first minute, peaking at 0.29% after five minutes before settling at 0.27%: a caffeine-free espresso shot of volatility. DOGE mirrored this with 0.29% to 0.40% gains, proving even meme coins can do math when Musk whispers about trucks. GORK swung from -0.56% to +0.09% then back to -0.19%, behaving like a confused intern at a SpaceX launch. Compared to historical norms, this was less "market-moving event" and more "squirrel crossing the trading floor." The real mystery is why anyone expected a satellite-enabled pickup truck to move crypto markets. Perhaps next time he’ll tweet about a toaster.