📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $72.54

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$72.47
-0.060 (-0.08%)
5 min
$72.44
-0.095 (-0.13%)
10 min
$72.40
-0.135 (-0.19%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $346.57

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$345.83
-0.740 (-0.21%)
5 min
$346.07
-0.502 (-0.14%)
10 min
$345.40
-1.172 (-0.34%)

ETH

Before post: $2,479.09

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,471.01
-8.080 (-0.33%)
5 min
$2,474.50
-4.590 (-0.19%)
10 min
$2,470.42
-8.670 (-0.35%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.218940
-0.0₃879 (-0.40%)
5 min
$0.219320
-0.0₃5 (-0.23%)
10 min
$0.218730
-0.001 (-0.50%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.020650
+0.0₄5 (+0.24%)
5 min
$0.020690
+0.0₄899 (+0.44%)
10 min
$0.020760
+0.0₃16 (+0.78%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence ("None") somehow still managed to send ripples through the market, proving once again that even his absence is an event. PayPal dipped slightly: down 0.08% in 1 minute, 0.13% in 5, and 0.19% in 10, as if investors briefly forgot Musk used to run it. Tesla wobbled: 0.21% drop in 1 minute, then a partial recovery (0.14% down at 5 minutes) before settling at 0.34% lower, because even Tesla’s volatility has commitment issues. ETH and DOGE mirrored each other’s existential dread: ETH down 0.33% then 0.19% then 0.35%, while DOGE’s 0.40% instant drop made it the drama queen of the bunch. GORK, the token nobody Googled, rallied 0.24% to 0.78%, because in crypto, the less sense it makes, the more it gains. Historical context: zero. This was a nothingburger with extra nothing sauce, yet markets treated it like a five-alarm fire. The irony? Musk didn’t even have to say "sell" to make people sell—just the absence of "buy" was enough.