📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,556.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,554.91
-1.320 (-0.05%)
5 min
$2,552.70
-3.530 (-0.14%)
10 min
$2,548.25
-7.980 (-0.31%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.228050
-0.0₃14 (-0.06%)
5 min
$0.227750
-0.0₃439 (-0.19%)
10 min
$0.227150
-0.001 (-0.46%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.021340
-0.0₃129 (-0.61%)
5 min
$0.021360
-0.0₃109 (-0.51%)
10 min
$0.021280
-0.0₃189 (-0.88%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's silence speaks louder than his tweets, for once. ETH dipped slightly: 1min (-0.05%), 5min (-0.14%), 10min (-0.31%). DOGE followed suit: 1min (-0.06%), 5min (-0.19%), 10min (-0.46%). GORK, the meme coin du jour, wobbled harder: 1min (-0.61%), 5min (-0.51%), 10min (-0.88%). Volatility here is tame compared to Musk's usual tweet-induced chaos, where double-digit swings are the norm. Today's moves are more "snooze" than "squeeze." The market's reaction to nothing proves that even Elon's absence is a trading signal. How efficient.