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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,532.60

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,530.10
-2.500 (-0.10%)
5 min
$2,533.05
+0.450 (+0.02%)
10 min
$2,528.21
-4.390 (-0.17%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.227310
-0.0₄599 (-0.03%)
5 min
$0.227470
+0.0₃1 (+0.04%)
10 min
$0.226640
-0.0₃729 (-0.32%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.021140
+0.0₅999 (+0.05%)
5 min
$0.021210
+0.0₄8 (+0.38%)
10 min
$0.021010
-0.0₃119 (-0.57%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence speaks volumes, proving even his absence can move markets. ETH wobbled like a sleepwalker: down 0.10% in 1 minute, up 0.02% in 5, then down 0.17% in 10. DOGE barely blinked: a 0.03% dip, 0.04% rise, then a 0.32% slump. GORK, the overachiever, rallied 0.05%, then 0.38%, before crashing 0.57%—because why not. Volatility was tame by crypto standards, where a 1% swing counts as a nap. Historical context: zero, because apparently "nothing" is a new asset class. The market's reaction to nothingness suggests traders might just be bored. Or perhaps they’re finally realizing they’re parsing the financial equivalent of a blank canvas.