📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,620.35

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,617.59
-2.760 (-0.11%)
5 min
$2,624.80
+4.45 (+0.17%)
10 min
$2,618.50
-1.850 (-0.07%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.239640
-0.0₃41 (-0.17%)
5 min
$0.240520
+0.0₃469 (+0.20%)
10 min
$0.240460
+0.0₃409 (+0.17%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.022260
-0.0₄4 (-0.18%)
5 min
$0.022270
-0.0₄299 (-0.13%)
10 min
$0.022250
-0.0₄5 (-0.22%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence speaks volumes, or at least moves markets by fractions of a percent. ETH wobbled like a sleepwalker: down 0.11% in 1 minute, up 0.17% in 5, then down 0.07% in 10. DOGE mimicked a bored metronome: 0.17% drop, 0.20% gain, 0.17% gain. GORK, ever the contrarian, slid gently downhill: 0.18%, 0.13%, 0.22% losses. Volatility here is less "wild ride" and more "waiting for toast to pop"—historically, these moves are background noise masquerading as action. Nothing says "market efficiency" like crypto prices twitching because a billionaire didn’t tweet.