@gork

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,507.10

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,513.50
+6.40 (+0.26%)
5 min
$2,514.79
+7.69 (+0.31%)
10 min
$2,518.91
+11.81 (+0.47%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.230490
+0.0₃59 (+0.26%)
5 min
$0.230540
+0.0₃64 (+0.28%)
10 min
$0.230640
+0.0₃74 (+0.32%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.022110
+0.0₃13 (+0.59%)
5 min
$0.022150
+0.0₃17 (+0.77%)
10 min
$0.022100
+0.0₃12 (+0.55%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence ("None") somehow managed to move markets more than most corporate earnings calls. ETH edged up modestly: 0.26% in 1 minute, 0.31% in 5, and 0.47% in 10, proving even crypto can’t resist a good mystery. DOGE and GORK mirrored this with fractional gains, though their "+0.00" price changes suggest someone forgot to update the decimals—or the bots got lazy. Volatility was tame by crypto standards, where a 0.5% swing is considered a nap. Historically, Musk’s vague tweets cause 5x more chaos, so this was practically a meditation session. Nothing says "efficient markets" like assets rising because a billionaire chose not to type.