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Massimo
@Rainmaker1973

The first direct observation of gravitational waves captured the merging of two black holes which emitted 36 septillion yottawatts of power (3.6×10⁴⁹ watts), greater than the combined power of all light radiated by all the stars in the observable universe. [

🎞️ SXS simulation]

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,552.16

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,562.46
+10.30 (+0.40%)
5 min
$2,551.48
-0.680 (-0.03%)
10 min
$2,553.47
+1.31 (+0.05%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.227990
+0.001 (+0.44%)
5 min
$0.226610
-0.0₃379 (-0.17%)
10 min
$0.226860
-0.0₃129 (-0.06%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.021140
-0.0₄4 (-0.19%)
5 min
$0.021010
-0.0₃17 (-0.80%)
10 min
$0.021060
-0.0₃12 (-0.57%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cosmic musings once again prove that even black holes can't escape his gravitational pull on crypto markets. ETH spiked 0.40% in the first minute, then wobbled between minor losses and gains: down 0.03% at 5 minutes, up 0.05% at 10. DOGE mirrored the chaos with a 0.44% initial jump, then faded into the void with 0.17% and 0.06% dips. GORK, ever the contrarian, defied the hype with steady declines: 0.19%, 0.80%, and 0.57% drops. Volatility was tame by Muskian standards—no septillion-yottawatt surges here, just the usual quantum fluctuations of trader attention spans. Nothing says "market efficiency" like a token named GORK bleeding value while the internet debates astrophysics.