Texas is the maker state

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,565.44

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,551.23
-14.210 (-0.55%)
5 min
$2,556.34
-9.100 (-0.35%)
10 min
$2,555.72
-9.720 (-0.38%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.227190
-0.002 (-0.69%)
5 min
$0.227910
-0.0₃859 (-0.38%)
10 min
$0.227320
-0.001 (-0.63%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.021130
+0.0₄999 (+0.48%)
5 min
$0.021090
+0.0₄6 (+0.29%)
10 min
$0.021060
+0.0₄299 (+0.14%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic Texas post triggered a mild crypto tremor, proving even nonsense can move markets when it comes from the right billionaire. ETH dipped immediately: down 0.55% in 1 minute, settling to 0.38% after 10 minutes. DOGE mirrored the panic with a 0.69% drop, while GORK—defying logic—edged up 0.48%. Volatility was tame compared to historical Musk-induced swings: a similar Texas-themed post last year moved ETH by just 0.02%. The real mystery isn’t the market reaction but why anyone thought "maker state None" was worth trading on. Perhaps bots have finally embraced absurdist humor.

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