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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,561.59

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,565.65
+4.06 (+0.16%)
5 min
$2,547.99
-13.600 (-0.53%)
10 min
$2,558.03
-3.560 (-0.14%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.228810
-0.0₃519 (-0.23%)
5 min
$0.227060
-0.002 (-0.99%)
10 min
$0.227640
-0.002 (-0.74%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.021070
-0.0₄8 (-0.38%)
5 min
$0.020980
-0.0₃17 (-0.80%)
10 min
$0.021170
+0.0₄2 (+0.09%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence speaks louder than his usual chaos, triggering a crypto shrug. ETH: Initial 1-minute pop of +0.16% quickly deflated to -0.53% at 5 minutes, settling at -0.14%—like a balloon losing air at a party no one wanted to attend. DOGE: Consistent micro-bleed, down -0.99% at 5 minutes, proving even meme coins get bored without drama. GORK: The outlier, flipping from -0.80% to +0.09%, perhaps because it misheard the news. Volatility was tame by Musk standards, where a single typo can swing markets 10%. This time, the absence of content somehow still caused more action than a congressional hearing on crypto regulation. The market’s reaction to nothingness: a masterclass in overthinking, or just traders desperate for any excuse to move. Either way, the real winner was whoever shorted the hype.