📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,574.81

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,580.01
+5.20 (+0.20%)
5 min
$2,590.79
+15.98 (+0.62%)
10 min
$2,587.43
+12.62 (+0.49%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.232350
+0.0₃37 (+0.16%)
5 min
$0.233240
+0.001 (+0.54%)
10 min
$0.232830
+0.0₃85 (+0.37%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.021200
+0.0₅999 (+0.05%)
5 min
$0.021220
+0.0₄299 (+0.14%)
10 min
$0.021180
-0.0₅999 (-0.05%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's post containing absolutely nothing somehow managed to move markets more than most corporate earnings reports. ETH jumped 0.2% in the first minute, climbing to 0.62% after five minutes before settling at 0.49% over ten minutes: a classic case of traders overinterpreting silence. DOGE and GORK saw negligible moves, with GORK even dipping slightly after ten minutes, proving some assets are immune to even the most abstract Muskian musings. Volatility here is tame compared to his usual antics—no double-digit swings or meme-fueled frenzies—just the gentle ripple of confused algorithms trying to price in existential ambiguity. Nothing says modern finance like a billionaire moving markets by saying nothing at all.