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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,549.29

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,547.61
-1.680 (-0.07%)
5 min
$2,551.55
+2.26 (+0.09%)
10 min
$2,547.99
-1.300 (-0.05%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.229390
-0.0₃449 (-0.20%)
5 min
$0.230370
+0.0₃53 (+0.23%)
10 min
$0.229850
+0.0₄1 (+0.00%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.021330
+0.0₄299 (+0.14%)
5 min
$0.021300
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.021090
-0.0₃209 (-0.99%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's "None" post proves that even silence can move markets, albeit like a sleepy sloth. ETH: Initial 1-minute dip of 0.07% was swiftly erased by a 0.09% rebound, only to fade into a 0.05% loss—volatility so mild it could pass for a nap. DOGE: A 0.20% drop and 0.23% surge canceled each other out, leaving it flat—proof that even meme coins occasionally yawn. GORK: A comical 0.99% nosedive after 10 minutes suggests someone, somewhere, panicked over nothing. Compared to Musk's usual tweet storms, this was a whisper in a library—yet still enough to trigger algorithmic knee-jerks. The market's reaction to "None" is a masterclass in overthinking: when in doubt, sell first, ask questions never.