📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,453.89

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,452.53
-1.360 (-0.06%)
5 min
$2,457.30
+3.41 (+0.14%)
10 min
$2,476.54
+22.65 (+0.92%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.229940
+0.0₄6 (+0.03%)
5 min
$0.230830
+0.0₃95 (+0.41%)
10 min
$0.232280
+0.002 (+1.04%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.023100
+0.0₄8 (+0.35%)
5 min
$0.022950
-0.0₄699 (-0.30%)
10 min
$0.023380
+0.0₃36 (+1.56%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's "None" post proves that even silence can move crypto markets, albeit like a sleepy sloth. ETH dipped 0.06% in the first minute, then rallied 0.14% and 0.92% over 5 and 10 minutes: a classic case of traders overthinking nothing. DOGE and GORK saw microscopic swings, with DOGE crawling up 1.04% and GORK bouncing between minor gains and losses like a confused kangaroo. Volatility here is laughably tame compared to Musk’s usual tweet storms, where 10% swings are the norm. This time, the market reacted as if someone whispered "crypto" in a library. The irony? A post saying nothing triggered more analysis than most quarterly earnings reports.