📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,478.51

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,480.16
+1.65 (+0.07%)
5 min
$2,482.85
+4.34 (+0.18%)
10 min
$2,477.39
-1.120 (-0.05%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.216040
+0.0₃66 (+0.31%)
5 min
$0.216520
+0.001 (+0.53%)
10 min
$0.215980
+0.0₃6 (+0.28%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.023760
+0.0₃129 (+0.55%)
5 min
$0.023800
+0.0₃17 (+0.72%)
10 min
$0.023500
-0.0₃13 (-0.55%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence ("None") somehow still managed to move markets, proving once again that even his absence speaks volumes. ETH saw a brief 0.18% rally in 5 minutes before giving back half those gains, a classic case of crypto traders overinterpreting nothing. DOGE inched up 0.53% in the same timeframe, because of course it did—Musk’s ghost still haunts meme coins. GORK, the token nobody owns, somehow swung 0.72% up then crashed 0.55% down, which is basically performance art at this point. Volatility here is tame compared to Musk’s usual tweet storms, but still absurd given the catalyst was literally nothing. The market’s reaction to silence is like a dog barking at a vacuum cleaner: loud, confused, and entirely self-inflicted. The irony? The most valuable thing Musk did today was remind us that markets will cling to any narrative, even the void.