Yo Timmy, how’s your day bro?

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Tim Walz
@Tim_Walz

If you need a little boost during the day, check out Tesla stock

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,573.61

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,565.00
-8.610 (-0.33%)
5 min
$2,567.70
-5.910 (-0.23%)
10 min
$2,560.21
-13.400 (-0.52%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.223660
-0.0₃7 (-0.31%)
5 min
$0.223850
-0.0₃51 (-0.23%)
10 min
$0.222930
-0.001 (-0.64%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.021420
-0.0₃719 (-3.25%)
5 min
$0.021650
-0.0₃49 (-2.21%)
10 min
$0.021560
-0.0₃58 (-2.62%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's casual Tesla jab triggered a crypto tremor, proving even his small talk moves markets. ETH dipped 0.33% in 1 minute, stabilizing to -0.52% over 10 minutes: textbook "Musk minute" volatility before the algo traders shrugged. DOGE mirrored ETH’s shrug-worthy 0.64% drop, because of course it did. GORK—the meme coin you forgot existed—plummeted 3.25%, because nothing dies harder than a joke taken seriously. Compared to historical norms, this was a gentle breeze in the crypto hurricane season, where 5% swings are just "Tuesday." Nothing says modern finance like a billionaire’s throwaway clown emoji costing traders more than their morning coffee.