Just received this from a friend visiting South Africa

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,573.49

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,568.17
-5.320 (-0.21%)
5 min
$2,572.47
-1.020 (-0.04%)
10 min
$2,570.34
-3.150 (-0.12%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.223900
-0.0₃62 (-0.28%)
5 min
$0.224920
+0.0₃4 (+0.18%)
10 min
$0.224450
-0.0₄699 (-0.03%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.021660
-0.0₄5 (-0.23%)
5 min
$0.022110
+0.0₃4 (+1.84%)
10 min
$0.021840
+0.0₃129 (+0.60%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic non-statement proves even his nothingness moves markets. ETH dipped 0.21% in the first minute, then wobbled between minor losses: a tempest in a crypto teapot compared to its usual 5% daily swings. DOGE mirrored this theater, flipping from -0.28% to +0.18% like a distracted squirrel. GORK, ever the wildcard, rallied 1.84% in 5 minutes—because why not. Volatility here is less "Black Swan" and more "pigeon wearing a hat": amusing but ultimately harmless. The real mystery is why anyone expected clarity from a post about receiving nothing from nowhere.