📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $72.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$72.03
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$72.03
+0.005 (+0.01%)
10 min
$72.04
+0.019 (+0.03%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $348.30

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$348.01
-0.290 (-0.08%)
5 min
$348.45
+0.150 (+0.04%)
10 min
$348.35
+0.050 (+0.01%)

ETH

Before post: $2,585.10

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,584.61
-0.490 (-0.02%)
5 min
$2,585.59
+0.490 (+0.02%)
10 min
$2,586.00
+0.900 (+0.03%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.225900
-0.0₃18 (-0.08%)
5 min
$0.226150
+0.0₄699 (+0.03%)
10 min
$0.225940
-0.0₃14 (-0.06%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.022660
-0.0₃449 (-1.95%)
5 min
$0.022770
-0.0₃34 (-1.47%)
10 min
$0.022760
-0.0₃349 (-1.51%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's post of "None" sent markets into a frenzy of doing almost nothing. PayPal barely blinked: flat after 1 minute, up a microscopic 0.01% after 5, and a thrilling 0.03% after 10. Tesla dipped 0.08% instantly, then wobbled to a net gain of 0.01%—proof that even silence can’t stop its volatility. ETH and DOGE mirrored this existential shrug, with ETH ending up 0.03% and DOGE down 0.06%, as if the crypto market briefly pondered the meaning of "None" before moving on. The real drama was in GORK, which plunged nearly 2%—apparently the only asset allergic to Musk’s lack of commentary. Historical context is absent, because nobody thought to track the impact of saying nothing until now. The markets have spoken: when Elon says "None," the appropriate response is a resounding "meh."