There are 140 laws on the books in South Africa that are explicitly racist against anyone who is not black. This is a terrible disgrace to the legacy of the great Nelson Mandela. End racism in South Africa now!

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Millions in South Africa could benefit from Starlink, but it’s not allowed just because Elon Musk isn’t black. They may not allow Starlink to operate, but they can’t stop people of their country from seeking the truth. 𝕏 is the #1 News App on the AppStore in South Africa!

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest South Africa rant sparked more confusion than conviction in the markets. PayPal inched up 0.05% in the first minute, climbing to 0.22% after 10 minutes, as if investors briefly forgot Musk hasn’t been involved since 2017. Tesla wobbled between a 0.11% gain and a 0.03% dip before settling at 0.11% up, proving even its stock isn’t sure how to react to Musk’s geopolitical hot takes. ETH and DOGE both dipped slightly, down 0.17% and 0.04% after 10 minutes, while GORK—the token nobody owns—tanked nearly 1%, because apparently even meme coins have standards. Compared to past South Africa-related posts, this one landed with a whimper: a 73% similar post last month sent ETH up 0.44%, while a 52% similar one dragged it down 0.34%. Volatility? More like meh-tility. Nothing says "market-moving commentary" like GORK’s 0.95% nosedive—truly the canary in the coal mine for crypto’s existential dread.

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