📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,547.91

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,538.85
-9.060 (-0.36%)
5 min
$2,546.37
-1.540 (-0.06%)
10 min
$2,548.39
+0.480 (+0.02%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.224810
-0.0₃879 (-0.39%)
5 min
$0.225680
-0.0â‚„1 (0.00%)
10 min
$0.225990
+0.0₃299 (+0.13%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.022250
-0.0₃13 (-0.58%)
5 min
$0.022690
+0.0₃309 (+1.39%)
10 min
$0.023430
+0.001 (+4.69%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's "None" post proves that even silence can move crypto markets, albeit like a sleepy sloth. ETH: Immediate knee-jerk drop of 0.36% in the first minute, then a shrug-worthy recovery to +0.02% after 10 minutes. Classic crypto: panic first, ask questions never. DOGE: A dramatic 0.39% plunge in the first minute, followed by a thrilling 0.00% change at 5 minutes. By minute 10, it clawed back 0.13%. Such volatility would make a tortoise yawn. GORK: The outlier, dipping 0.58% initially before rallying 4.69% in 10 minutes. Either someone misread "None" as "Buy," or this token thrives on existential confusion. Historical context: Zero precedent for a "None" post, which somehow makes it the most predictable Musk market event yet. The irony? A post about nothing caused something, but only if you squint.