📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,556.59

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,544.11
-12.480 (-0.49%)
5 min
$2,540.87
-15.720 (-0.61%)
10 min
$2,543.21
-13.380 (-0.52%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.224950
-0.0₃649 (-0.29%)
5 min
$0.224700
-0.0₃899 (-0.40%)
10 min
$0.225030
-0.0₃569 (-0.25%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.022440
+0.0₄6 (+0.27%)
5 min
$0.022100
-0.0₃279 (-1.25%)
10 min
$0.022160
-0.0₃22 (-0.98%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence speaks volumes, sparking a mini-panic in crypto markets. ETH dipped 0.49% in the first minute, deepening to 0.61% after five minutes before slightly recovering to 0.52% down: classic "sell first, ask questions later" behavior. DOGE mirrored the trend with a 0.29% drop, peaking at 0.40% before easing, proving even meme coins aren’t immune to existential dread. GORK, the outlier, briefly rallied 0.27% before joining the pity party with a 1.25% drop. Volatility was tame by crypto standards—no double-digit swings, just a collective sigh of confusion. Historically, Musk’s vague tweets cause more chaos, but this non-event still managed to move markets faster than a caffeine-fueled algo. Nothing says "healthy market" like assets tanking because a billionaire didn’t say anything.