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Tesla Optimus
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Was just getting warmed up

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,630.86

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,629.10
-1.760 (-0.07%)
5 min
$2,626.33
-4.530 (-0.17%)
10 min
$2,623.01
-7.850 (-0.30%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.238470
+0.0₃279 (+0.12%)
5 min
$0.238040
-0.0₃15 (-0.06%)
10 min
$0.237600
-0.0₃59 (-0.25%)

GORK

Before post: $0.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.028830
-0.0₄699 (-0.24%)
5 min
$0.028260
-0.0₃639 (-2.21%)
10 min
$0.028480
-0.0₃42 (-1.45%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic robot warm-up routine sent crypto markets into a mild identity crisis. ETH dipped steadily: down 0.07% in 1 minute, 0.17% in 5, and 0.30% in 10, as if traders paused to ponder whether Optimus Prime or a toaster was being quoted. DOGE waffled between a 0.12% gain and a 0.25% loss, proving even meme coins get existential whiplash from vague AI poetry. GORK took the hardest hit, plunging 2.21% in 5 minutes, suggesting it might be the token equivalent of a confused intern in this corporate robot drama. Volatility was tame by crypto standards—no 20% swings, just the usual "wait, is this a hint or a typo?" hesitation. Historically, Musk’s bots have caused more chaos, but today’s impact was like a Roomba bumping into a wall: noticeable, but hardly catastrophic. The real lesson here: when a billionaire’s robot quotes itself, the market reacts as if deciphering a riddle written by a sleep-deprived engineer.