A terawatt of compute or you’re not really trying!

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,614.78

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,627.55
+12.77 (+0.49%)
5 min
$2,631.15
+16.37 (+0.63%)
10 min
$2,624.84
+10.06 (+0.38%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.237710
+0.0₃98 (+0.41%)
5 min
$0.238190
+0.001 (+0.62%)
10 min
$0.238050
+0.001 (+0.56%)

GORK

Before post: $0.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.028360
+0.0₃129 (+0.46%)
5 min
$0.028960
+0.0₃729 (+2.59%)
10 min
$0.028430
+0.0₃199 (+0.71%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest computational musing sent crypto markets on a modest caffeine buzz rather than a full-blown adrenaline rush. ETH saw a steady climb: 1min (+0.49%), 5min (+0.63%), 10min (+0.38%), a polite nod compared to DOGE and GORK’s fractional hops. DOGE’s +0.41% to +0.62% and GORK’s wild 5min +2.59% spike (before settling to +0.71%) suggest traders still treat Musk’s tweets as slot machines—pull the lever, hope for a jackpot. Volatility remains tame by historical standards: May 12’s similar terawatt post triggered ETH drops (-0.32% to -0.39%), while a less-related May 12 musing had ETH up +0.33%. Clearly, the market’s reaction hinges on whether it’s had its coffee yet. Nothing says “efficient markets” like GORK swinging 2.59% on a tweet that’s 65% recycled content. The real terawatt-scale compute here is the energy spent parsing Musk’s punctuation.

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