📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,679.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,676.20
-3.790 (-0.14%)
5 min
$2,669.35
-10.640 (-0.40%)
10 min
$2,669.60
-10.390 (-0.39%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.242720
-0.0₃88 (-0.36%)
5 min
$0.241850
-0.002 (-0.72%)
10 min
$0.242040
-0.002 (-0.64%)

GORK

Before post: $0.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.032050
+0.0₃31 (+0.98%)
5 min
$0.031810
+0.0₄7 (+0.22%)
10 min
$0.031590
-0.0₃149 (-0.47%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's silence speaks louder than his tweets, proving even his absence can move markets. ETH dipped slightly: down 0.14% in 1 minute, 0.40% in 5, and 0.39% in 10, as if traders briefly forgot they were supposed to panic. DOGE mirrored the trend with 0.36%, 0.72%, and 0.64% drops, because nothing says stability like a meme coin. GORK, the outlier, rallied 0.98% in 1 minute before giving up gains, because why not add chaos to the mix. Volatility here is tame compared to Musk's usual tweet-induced rollercoasters, though it’s amusing how "nothing" can still trigger algorithmic knee-jerks. The market’s reaction to nothingness is a fitting metaphor for crypto itself: much ado about very little.