Tunneling speed is almost faster than a snail (big milestone, actually)

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Mario Nawfal
@MarioNawfal

PRUFROCK: ELON’S TUNNELING MACHINE IS COMING FOR GARY THE SNAIL The Boring Company’s newest invention, Prufrock, is a tunneling robot that “porpoises” — meaning it launches straight from the surface, digs underground, then resurfaces without needing giant pits. It can start

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's tunneling quip proved marginally more exciting than watching paint dry, at least for Tesla shareholders. PayPal edged up 0.12% in the first minute, then tapered to a yawn-inducing 0.01% after ten minutes: classic "Musk-adjacent" noise. Tesla fared better with a 0.52% climb, though still barely a blip compared to its usual rollercoaster. ETH and DOGE wobbled like a drunk tightrope walker, ending slightly down after brief upticks. GORK, the meme coin nobody Googles, somehow rallied 1.61%—proof that even the faintest Musk dust can inflate the most speculative balloons. Volatility here was nap-worthy by crypto standards but notable for staid stocks like PayPal. Historically, Musk’s infrastructure tweets move needles less than his "funding secured" era, suggesting the market now treats his engineering whims as mild caffeine rather than adrenaline. The real milestone? A tunneling joke outperforming Dogecoin. Gary the Snail remains unimpressed.