📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $72.29

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$72.31
+0.016 (+0.02%)
5 min
$72.23
-0.059 (-0.08%)
10 min
$72.22
-0.069 (-0.10%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $323.70

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$324.12
+0.420 (+0.13%)
5 min
$324.51
+0.805 (+0.25%)
10 min
$326.29
+2.59 (+0.80%)

ETH

Before post: $2,588.85

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,588.38
-0.470 (-0.02%)
5 min
$2,583.58
-5.270 (-0.20%)
10 min
$2,597.04
+8.19 (+0.32%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.237530
-0.0₃77 (-0.32%)
5 min
$0.236250
-0.002 (-0.86%)
10 min
$0.236500
-0.002 (-0.76%)

GORK

Before post: $0.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.032550
+0.0₃11 (+0.34%)
5 min
$0.032280
-0.0₃159 (-0.49%)
10 min
$0.031790
-0.0₃649 (-2.00%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's post of "None" somehow managed to move markets more than most corporate earnings calls. PayPal barely blinked: up 0.02% in the first minute, then down 0.08% and 0.10% over 5 and 10 minutes, proving even Musk's silence can't make fintech exciting. Tesla, ever the loyal hype vehicle, climbed steadily: 0.13%, 0.25%, then 0.80%, because if Musk breathes, Tesla bulls buy. Crypto reacted like a distracted cat: ETH dipped 0.02%, then 0.20%, before rallying 0.32%, while DOGE and GORK flopped around like dying fish, down 0.76% and 2.00% respectively. Volatility was tame by Musk-standard chaos, but still absurd for a man who posted the word "None." The markets have spoken: they'll overanalyze anything, even a void.