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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,532.93

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,548.55
+15.62 (+0.62%)
5 min
$2,544.20
+11.27 (+0.44%)
10 min
$2,544.91
+11.98 (+0.47%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.229710
+0.001 (+0.55%)
5 min
$0.229880
+0.001 (+0.62%)
10 min
$0.229850
+0.001 (+0.61%)

GORK

Before post: $0.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.033380
+0.0₃149 (+0.45%)
5 min
$0.033360
+0.0₃129 (+0.39%)
10 min
$0.032320
-0.0₃91 (-2.74%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's post containing absolutely nothing somehow managed to move markets more than most corporate earnings reports. ETH saw a quick pop: up 0.62% in 1 minute, settling to 0.47% after 10 minutes, proving even crypto traders appreciate the art of the void. DOGE mirrored this with a 0.55% to 0.61% rise, because of course it did—minimal effort, maximum meme. GORK, however, took a 2.74% nosedive after 10 minutes, perhaps because silence is less appealing when your entire existence is a question mark. Volatility here was tame by crypto standards, where a 0.5% swing is basically flat—unless it’s Musk-related, in which case it’s breaking news. Nothing says modern finance like assets reacting to a billionaire’s blank canvas.