📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,523.36

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,524.01
+0.650 (+0.03%)
5 min
$2,520.43
-2.930 (-0.12%)
10 min
$2,524.62
+1.26 (+0.05%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.228830
-0.0₃319 (-0.14%)
5 min
$0.227610
-0.002 (-0.67%)
10 min
$0.227940
-0.001 (-0.53%)

GORK

Before post: $0.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.033840
+0.0₃55 (+1.65%)
5 min
$0.032720
-0.0₃57 (-1.71%)
10 min
$0.033150
-0.0₃14 (-0.42%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's silence speaks louder than words, sparking a crypto rollercoaster with no clear destination. ETH: Initial 0.03% pop faded into a 0.12% dip before a feeble 0.05% recovery, proving even nothingness can’t save it from its own indecision. DOGE: A consistent slide, losing 0.14% to 0.67% like a bored investor slowly closing their meme stock tabs. GORK: The wildcard, with a 1.65% surge evaporating into a 1.71% drop, as if the market briefly remembered it exists before shrugging. Volatility here is tame compared to Musk’s usual chaos, but still absurd for a non-event—like panicking over a blank text message. The true market mover today was apparently autocorrect: "None" somehow translated to "sell, buy, then forget why you did either."